No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
No subtext here. People are naked.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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