We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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