I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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