he puts the penis in happiness.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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