There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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