He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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