Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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