Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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