He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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