i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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