her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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