currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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