we're chasing vodka with high fives
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
there was a trapeze. enough said
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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