Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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