But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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