Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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