he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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