I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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