found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You almost got us killed.
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