its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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