We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
high people should be assigned attendants
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize