Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You need a sexual gate keeper
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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