I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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