listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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