I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
