Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Even my vagina gasped.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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