Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
accomplished twins. life is a go
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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