well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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