I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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