Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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