why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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