She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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