Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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