Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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