You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
being pregnant is like rehab
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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