Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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