It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The air was thick with penises
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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