Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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