Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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