i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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