She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Nicole vs. Life
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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