super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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