I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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