I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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