Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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