What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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