Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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