You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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