i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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