I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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