her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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