Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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