i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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