what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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