Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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