Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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