It's Friday. Sex?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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