So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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