Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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