Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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